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carpe-diem-rah:

My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

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jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

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quixon:

Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out

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Y’all cmere

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Come closer

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Lemme holla at y’all a second

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Y’all want this damn baby?

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coolskelebones420:

afraid to die alone? dont. die in a fight to the death

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churchrat:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I don’t understand the tumblr-wide obsession with lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men.
It baffles me just how many people think these men are the physical embodiment of sex. I know everybody has different tastes in what they find attractive, but I’d be willing to bet the majority of fans wouldn’t give any of these men a second-glance if they were just average, everyday guys walking down the street.
I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of tumblr-wide competition that I’m not aware of where everybody looks for the ugliest men in tv or film, then attempts to build the biggest fanbase for them.

lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men

churchrat:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I don’t understand the tumblr-wide obsession with lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men.

It baffles me just how many people think these men are the physical embodiment of sex. I know everybody has different tastes in what they find attractive, but I’d be willing to bet the majority of fans wouldn’t give any of these men a second-glance if they were just average, everyday guys walking down the street.

I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of tumblr-wide competition that I’m not aware of where everybody looks for the ugliest men in tv or film, then attempts to build the biggest fanbase for them.

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pettyyoungthing:

walahi:

This morning in Farringdon, London

omg

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"hey you wanna come over and watch a movie"

— age 16-24 year old american male mating call  (via heeranjha)

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